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it was saturday i was hung over seen my boss coming...took a couple bites of a sandwich and a drink of water soon as he got close i threw it up and said i don't feel good...then i went home haha

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Aug 26, 2009 02:37 AM - Work - by Adam

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I was NOT at all prepared for my test at school. I had to come up with a really good excuse for missing it in order for my professor to at least let me retake it. My bf is really good at photoshop, and he edited a huge nail in the tire of my car. I sent the pics to my teacher, it totally worked.

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Oct 31, 2009 06:56 PM - Miscellaneous - by Jenny

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So I told my boss I had to leave work early cuz I had to Poop really bad......and he let me go!!!!!

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Aug 2, 2009 09:59 PM - Work - by chrisgd

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After my children caught me and my boyfriend having intercourse last night, I had to lie to them and tell them that I was examining him while he was naked as homework for my nursing class. They then asked me the next day why I was naked too, I said my clothes fell off because they were too loose!

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Nov 3, 2009 12:33 AM - Love - by mrs.Dee

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I had no money on me and was starving. I drove through the drive-thru of the nearest mcdonalds and told them that they had forgotten my two double cheeseburgers with my order. I pulled up to the window and my lunch was free.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:43 AM - Money - by seth

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I told my boss that I would not be able to help him with a big charity event this weekend just so I could go get wasted.

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Nov 1, 2009 10:20 AM - Work - by Colt

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I told my new girlfriend that I got her earings from Tiffany's. Really I got them from Target and put them in a small blue box! She'll figure it out one day, but I'll be long gone by then!

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Oct 31, 2009 09:52 PM - Love - by chrisgd

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I had to steal crutches from a local grocery store today so that I could tell my boss I would be out for the rest of the week due to a broken foot. Apparently coming in to turn in some reports with a foot brace isn't enough, now I have to somehow steal x-rays too!

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Nov 3, 2009 12:28 AM - Work - by nicko

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I told my over-jealous boyfriend that I was going to the grocery store just so I had enough time to have sex with his stepbrother...who lives in the same neighborhood.

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Oct 31, 2009 07:01 PM - Intimacy - by Magsy

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I was at the ATM downtown and as my cash we being dispensed a homeless guy walked up to me asking me for cash. I turned around and looked at him and said, "I sure don't sorry man" as I grabbed the money and put $300 in my wallet.

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Oct 31, 2009 08:01 PM - Money - by jonathan

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