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Today I returned about three books that i have read already. When the guy at the counter asked me why I was returning them, I told him that I don't know how to read. He just looked confused, but I still got my refund and got to read 3 books free!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:44 PM - Miscellaneous - by Stacy

I'm a police officer and I pulled over a women today without even clocking her speed. After she argued and said she wasn't speeding, I walked to the back of her car with the radar gun and quickly clocked an oncoming car. They were doing 10mph over and I walked back and showed her the "alleged" speed

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Nov 3, 2009 12:39 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

I work at a valet in an upscale downtown nightclub. Last night I parked this guy's Porsche and loved it. After leaving he asked me for the keys and I made up this crazy story about how they fell down the sewer. He was MAD and decided to tow it home, but I had a very fun 2 hours before the tow came.

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Nov 5, 2009 10:57 AM - Money - by jasonM

I told my over-jealous boyfriend that I was going to the grocery store just so I had enough time to have sex with his stepbrother...who lives in the same neighborhood.

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Oct 31, 2009 07:01 PM - Intimacy - by Magsy

I told my boss that I really needed my bonus early to help pay for my daughters medical bills. After a long letter and a meeting with him, he obliged and I had a fabulous shopping spree at the mall with my daughter.

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Nov 2, 2009 12:47 AM - Money - by Mary B

I was checking out at a garden ridge when the cashier couldn't scan the 4ft. vase I was getting. She was obviously too lazy to go check and asked me how much it was, so I told her $19.99! no questions asked she put it in the computer and I left, it was supposed to be $170! I got a nice discount=)

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Nov 5, 2009 05:41 PM - Money - by neeko

Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral. I told my parents that I just wouldn't be able to make it because I was deathly ill so that I could stay home and play world of warcraft all day long without any interruptions.

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Nov 1, 2009 03:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by Steve

I had no money on me and was starving. I drove through the drive-thru of the nearest mcdonalds and told them that they had forgotten my two double cheeseburgers with my order. I pulled up to the window and my lunch was free.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:43 AM - Money - by seth

My family and I were at church, when the donation basket came to us, I realized that I had no money for poker night, so I pretended to put money in and get change back. When my wife asked where the $45 in cash came from that she found in my pocket......I just said it was for poker night!

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Nov 15, 2009 01:26 AM - Money - by sox04

I have been fibbing to my doctor about my depression so I can sell the depression pills to some of my married friends (almost all of them hate their lives). I started making a good amount on these pills and when I went back a couple months later for a refill I was told the bottle was just placebos.

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Jan 26, 2010 10:15 PM - Health - by Kathryn

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