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Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral. I told my parents that I just wouldn't be able to make it because I was deathly ill so that I could stay home and play world of warcraft all day long without any interruptions.

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Nov 1, 2009 03:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by Steve

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I called sick into work today so that I could see my boss's wife. She is having an affair with me. When he unknowingly came home from work to get lunch, I told him that his wife was giving me medicine, thank God she is a nurse, he totally bought it!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:41 PM - Work - by aaron

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I told my boss today that I finished the report that was already late. My boss is a fat lazy slob, and never reads them anyway. I took a chance and fibbed the entire report, completely making shit up. I got scared later when he called me, but it was to ask me to go out for a beer! What an idiot.

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Jan 19, 2010 09:22 PM - Work - by Leo

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I was at a friends party n my ex was there too. He left to go "meet someone", n like 10 mins later I snuck out of the backyard n went to have sex in his car. When I came back my friends mom asked me where i had been n i started crying n said i lost my bracelet. She totally bought it.

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Nov 30, 2009 11:45 PM - Miscellaneous - by Baby88

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I told my boss that I really needed my bonus early to help pay for my daughters medical bills. After a long letter and a meeting with him, he obliged and I had a fabulous shopping spree at the mall with my daughter.

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Nov 2, 2009 12:47 AM - Money - by Mary B

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Everyone at work was wondering why I hAdn't been fired from my job because I'm a terrible employee.. I also told them me and the manager were best friends.... I fibbed because I was bangin manager out so I wouldn't get fired.. I really don't even like her .......

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Apr 12, 2010 04:54 AM - Work - by Zhok

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I was at the ATM downtown and as my cash we being dispensed a homeless guy walked up to me asking me for cash. I turned around and looked at him and said, "I sure don't sorry man" as I grabbed the money and put $300 in my wallet.

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Oct 31, 2009 08:01 PM - Money - by jonathan

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I am 17 and was drunk walking out of a party. The cops in the yard immediately shined their lights, asking me how old I was, I said 21. They then asked me where i lived, which was really 10 miles away, and i pointed to a house nearby. I then had to walk into a random persons house and hide for 1 hr

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Nov 12, 2009 09:21 PM - Miscellaneous - by yikes

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Yesterday my little brother and me went to see a movie. I realized I forgot my wallet when we got there. I told the guy at the theater that my mom was inside waiting and has our tickets and he let us through, free movie night!

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Nov 24, 2009 10:37 AM - Miscellaneous - by sanja

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My family and I were at church, when the donation basket came to us, I realized that I had no money for poker night, so I pretended to put money in and get change back. When my wife asked where the $45 in cash came from that she found in my pocket......I just said it was for poker night!

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Nov 15, 2009 01:26 AM - Money - by sox04

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