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Everyone at work was wondering why I hAdn't been fired from my job because I'm a terrible employee.. I also told them me and the manager were best friends.... I fibbed because I was bangin manager out so I wouldn't get fired.. I really don't even like her .......

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Apr 12, 2010 04:54 AM - Work - by Zhok

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Today I told my teacher that I needed to leave early from class to work on a very important project for another class. After making up this project in my head and explaining it to her she let me leave early ...but my project was really to go home and play xbox.

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Dec 1, 2009 03:13 PM - Miscellaneous - by TWiller

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I have been fibbing to my doctor about my depression so I can sell the depression pills to some of my married friends (almost all of them hate their lives). I started making a good amount on these pills and when I went back a couple months later for a refill I was told the bottle was just placebos.

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Jan 26, 2010 10:15 PM - Health - by Kathryn

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I told my new girlfriend that I got her earings from Tiffany's. Really I got them from Target and put them in a small blue box! She'll figure it out one day, but I'll be long gone by then!

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Oct 31, 2009 09:52 PM - Love - by chrisgd

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I told my boss today that I finished the report that was already late. My boss is a fat lazy slob, and never reads them anyway. I took a chance and fibbed the entire report, completely making shit up. I got scared later when he called me, but it was to ask me to go out for a beer! What an idiot.

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Jan 19, 2010 09:22 PM - Work - by Leo

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Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral. I told my parents that I just wouldn't be able to make it because I was deathly ill so that I could stay home and play world of warcraft all day long without any interruptions.

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Nov 1, 2009 03:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by Steve

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My ex who is a complete douche-bag was trying to hook back up with me. He asked me "have you picked up any STD's since we were last together?" I said of course not and we had sex. Now hopefully he has genital herpes as well.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:09 AM - Intimacy - by Samxx

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I called sick into work today so that I could see my boss's wife. She is having an affair with me. When he unknowingly came home from work to get lunch, I told him that his wife was giving me medicine, thank God she is a nurse, he totally bought it!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:41 PM - Work - by aaron

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I tOlD mY bOyFriEnD tHe BaBy WaS hIs.

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Oct 31, 2009 09:00 PM - Love - by Shaniqua

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The manager at the restaurant today asked me if my food was alright after I had eaten over half of it. I thought about it and was broke but still starving so I lied and told him it was horrible, he brought me another dish of my choice...on the house.

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Dec 9, 2009 12:00 AM - Money - by Rize44

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