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Today I returned about three books that i have read already. When the guy at the counter asked me why I was returning them, I told him that I don't know how to read. He just looked confused, but I still got my refund and got to read 3 books free!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:44 PM - Miscellaneous - by Stacy

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Yesterday my little brother and me went to see a movie. I realized I forgot my wallet when we got there. I told the guy at the theater that my mom was inside waiting and has our tickets and he let us through, free movie night!

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Nov 24, 2009 10:37 AM - Miscellaneous - by sanja

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I was at a friends party n my ex was there too. He left to go "meet someone", n like 10 mins later I snuck out of the backyard n went to have sex in his car. When I came back my friends mom asked me where i had been n i started crying n said i lost my bracelet. She totally bought it.

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Nov 30, 2009 11:45 PM - Miscellaneous - by Baby88

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After my children caught me and my boyfriend having intercourse last night, I had to lie to them and tell them that I was examining him while he was naked as homework for my nursing class. They then asked me the next day why I was naked too, I said my clothes fell off because they were too loose!

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Nov 3, 2009 12:33 AM - Love - by mrs.Dee

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I told my boss that I really needed my bonus early to help pay for my daughters medical bills. After a long letter and a meeting with him, he obliged and I had a fabulous shopping spree at the mall with my daughter.

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Nov 2, 2009 12:47 AM - Money - by Mary B

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Today I told my teacher that I needed to leave early from class to work on a very important project for another class. After making up this project in my head and explaining it to her she let me leave early ...but my project was really to go home and play xbox.

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Dec 1, 2009 03:13 PM - Miscellaneous - by TWiller

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it was saturday i was hung over seen my boss coming...took a couple bites of a sandwich and a drink of water soon as he got close i threw it up and said i don't feel good...then i went home haha

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Aug 26, 2009 02:37 AM - Work - by Adam

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I told my over-jealous boyfriend that I was going to the grocery store just so I had enough time to have sex with his stepbrother...who lives in the same neighborhood.

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Oct 31, 2009 07:01 PM - Intimacy - by Magsy

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I told my new girlfriend that I got her earings from Tiffany's. Really I got them from Target and put them in a small blue box! She'll figure it out one day, but I'll be long gone by then!

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Oct 31, 2009 09:52 PM - Love - by chrisgd

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My girlfriend had helped me get groceries out of my trunk when she noticed the victoria's secret bag. She was so surprised that I had gotten her lingerie that we went inside and immediately had sex. Little did she know that it was actually for my other gf on the side, now I have to spend more money.

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Oct 31, 2009 08:05 PM - Love - by Geoff

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