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My ex who is a complete douche-bag was trying to hook back up with me. He asked me "have you picked up any STD's since we were last together?" I said of course not and we had sex. Now hopefully he has genital herpes as well.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:09 AM - Intimacy - by Samxx

Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral. I told my parents that I just wouldn't be able to make it because I was deathly ill so that I could stay home and play world of warcraft all day long without any interruptions.

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Nov 1, 2009 03:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by Steve

My family and I were at church, when the donation basket came to us, I realized that I had no money for poker night, so I pretended to put money in and get change back. When my wife asked where the $45 in cash came from that she found in my pocket......I just said it was for poker night!

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Nov 15, 2009 01:26 AM - Money - by sox04

I have been fibbing to my doctor about my depression so I can sell the depression pills to some of my married friends (almost all of them hate their lives). I started making a good amount on these pills and when I went back a couple months later for a refill I was told the bottle was just placebos.

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Jan 26, 2010 10:15 PM - Health - by Kathryn

My wife keeps asking me if I paid the bills because she keeps getting notices in the mail. I say they are messing up & that i'll call them tomorrow....i never call. As a matter of fact I haven't paid a bill (including our mortgage) in about 2 months, i got fired from my job & she doesnt know yet...

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Nov 5, 2009 10:17 PM - Work - by Mikey

Today I returned about three books that i have read already. When the guy at the counter asked me why I was returning them, I told him that I don't know how to read. He just looked confused, but I still got my refund and got to read 3 books free!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:44 PM - Miscellaneous - by Stacy

I was sick of my kids treating me badly and being loud. I finally got sick of it and told them that I had been diagnosed with cancer. For the next two weeks I laid in bed and they brought me food did laundry! After feeling somewhat guilty I told them that it was gone, but it might come back!

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Nov 5, 2009 12:17 AM - Health - by renee

I met a very wealthy man at a local bar about 6 months ago. I now tell him how much I love him and how much he means to me.He just bought me a diamond necklace worth a lot of money.Our entire relationship is a lie. I am just waiting for him to buy me a mercedes then I am out!

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Nov 7, 2009 08:28 PM - Money - by Janice

I had no money on me and was starving. I drove through the drive-thru of the nearest mcdonalds and told them that they had forgotten my two double cheeseburgers with my order. I pulled up to the window and my lunch was free.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:43 AM - Money - by seth

I told my boss that I really needed my bonus early to help pay for my daughters medical bills. After a long letter and a meeting with him, he obliged and I had a fabulous shopping spree at the mall with my daughter.

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Nov 2, 2009 12:47 AM - Money - by Mary B

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