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Today I told my teacher that I needed to leave early from class to work on a very important project for another class. After making up this project in my head and explaining it to her she let me leave early ...but my project was really to go home and play xbox.

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Dec 1, 2009 03:13 PM - Miscellaneous - by TWiller

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I was at a friends party n my ex was there too. He left to go "meet someone", n like 10 mins later I snuck out of the backyard n went to have sex in his car. When I came back my friends mom asked me where i had been n i started crying n said i lost my bracelet. She totally bought it.

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Nov 30, 2009 11:45 PM - Miscellaneous - by Baby88

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Yesterday my little brother and me went to see a movie. I realized I forgot my wallet when we got there. I told the guy at the theater that my mom was inside waiting and has our tickets and he let us through, free movie night!

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Nov 24, 2009 10:37 AM - Miscellaneous - by sanja

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Today I returned about three books that i have read already. When the guy at the counter asked me why I was returning them, I told him that I don't know how to read. He just looked confused, but I still got my refund and got to read 3 books free!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:44 PM - Miscellaneous - by Stacy

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I am 17 and was drunk walking out of a party. The cops in the yard immediately shined their lights, asking me how old I was, I said 21. They then asked me where i lived, which was really 10 miles away, and i pointed to a house nearby. I then had to walk into a random persons house and hide for 1 hr

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Nov 12, 2009 09:21 PM - Miscellaneous - by yikes

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I'm a police officer and I pulled over a women today without even clocking her speed. After she argued and said she wasn't speeding, I walked to the back of her car with the radar gun and quickly clocked an oncoming car. They were doing 10mph over and I walked back and showed her the "alleged" speed

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Nov 3, 2009 12:39 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

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I told my roommate her fatass cat ran away while she was out of town..really I put her in the freezer.

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Nov 2, 2009 11:10 PM - Miscellaneous - by pantsonfire

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Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral. I told my parents that I just wouldn't be able to make it because I was deathly ill so that I could stay home and play world of warcraft all day long without any interruptions.

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Nov 1, 2009 03:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by Steve

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I was NOT at all prepared for my test at school. I had to come up with a really good excuse for missing it in order for my professor to at least let me retake it. My bf is really good at photoshop, and he edited a huge nail in the tire of my car. I sent the pics to my teacher, it totally worked.

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Oct 31, 2009 06:56 PM - Miscellaneous - by Jenny

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