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Everyone at work was wondering why I hAdn't been fired from my job because I'm a terrible employee.. I also told them me and the manager were best friends.... I fibbed because I was bangin manager out so I wouldn't get fired.. I really don't even like her .......

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Apr 12, 2010 04:54 AM - Work - by Zhok

I got a job at a bar... I was 19 . A 29 year old dumb bar tender was in to me so I banged her out. In the process of bangage I fibbed and said I was 20 instead of 19 .... On my 20th b day the bartender ( whom I slept with) thought it was my 21st b day iv been drinking at that only bar ever since

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Apr 4, 2010 02:25 PM - Work - by Zhawk

I told my boss today that I finished the report that was already late. My boss is a fat lazy slob, and never reads them anyway. I took a chance and fibbed the entire report, completely making shit up. I got scared later when he called me, but it was to ask me to go out for a beer! What an idiot.

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Jan 19, 2010 09:22 PM - Work - by Leo

I called sick into work today so that I could see my boss's wife. She is having an affair with me. When he unknowingly came home from work to get lunch, I told him that his wife was giving me medicine, thank God she is a nurse, he totally bought it!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:41 PM - Work - by aaron

My wife keeps asking me if I paid the bills because she keeps getting notices in the mail. I say they are messing up & that i'll call them tomorrow....i never call. As a matter of fact I haven't paid a bill (including our mortgage) in about 2 months, i got fired from my job & she doesnt know yet...

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Nov 5, 2009 10:17 PM - Work - by Mikey

I had to steal crutches from a local grocery store today so that I could tell my boss I would be out for the rest of the week due to a broken foot. Apparently coming in to turn in some reports with a foot brace isn't enough, now I have to somehow steal x-rays too!

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Nov 3, 2009 12:28 AM - Work - by nicko

I told my boss that I would not be able to help him with a big charity event this weekend just so I could go get wasted.

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Nov 1, 2009 10:20 AM - Work - by Colt

it was saturday i was hung over seen my boss coming...took a couple bites of a sandwich and a drink of water soon as he got close i threw it up and said i don't feel good...then i went home haha

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Aug 26, 2009 02:37 AM - Work - by Adam

So I told my boss I had to leave work early cuz I had to Poop really bad......and he let me go!!!!!

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Aug 2, 2009 09:59 PM - Work - by chrisgd

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