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I was sick of my kids treating me badly and being loud. I finally got sick of it and told them that I had been diagnosed with cancer. For the next two weeks I laid in bed and they brought me food did laundry! After feeling somewhat guilty I told them that it was gone, but it might come back!

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Nov 5, 2009 12:17 AM - Health - by renee

I'm a police officer and I pulled over a women today without even clocking her speed. After she argued and said she wasn't speeding, I walked to the back of her car with the radar gun and quickly clocked an oncoming car. They were doing 10mph over and I walked back and showed her the "alleged" speed

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Nov 3, 2009 12:39 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

After my children caught me and my boyfriend having intercourse last night, I had to lie to them and tell them that I was examining him while he was naked as homework for my nursing class. They then asked me the next day why I was naked too, I said my clothes fell off because they were too loose!

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Nov 3, 2009 12:33 AM - Love - by mrs.Dee

I had to steal crutches from a local grocery store today so that I could tell my boss I would be out for the rest of the week due to a broken foot. Apparently coming in to turn in some reports with a foot brace isn't enough, now I have to somehow steal x-rays too!

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Nov 3, 2009 12:28 AM - Work - by nicko

I told my roommate her fatass cat ran away while she was out of town..really I put her in the freezer.

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Nov 2, 2009 11:10 PM - Miscellaneous - by pantsonfire

I told my boss that I really needed my bonus early to help pay for my daughters medical bills. After a long letter and a meeting with him, he obliged and I had a fabulous shopping spree at the mall with my daughter.

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Nov 2, 2009 12:47 AM - Money - by Mary B

Yesterday was my grandmother's funeral. I told my parents that I just wouldn't be able to make it because I was deathly ill so that I could stay home and play world of warcraft all day long without any interruptions.

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Nov 1, 2009 03:48 PM - Miscellaneous - by Steve

I had no money on me and was starving. I drove through the drive-thru of the nearest mcdonalds and told them that they had forgotten my two double cheeseburgers with my order. I pulled up to the window and my lunch was free.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:43 AM - Money - by seth

My ex who is a complete douche-bag was trying to hook back up with me. He asked me "have you picked up any STD's since we were last together?" I said of course not and we had sex. Now hopefully he has genital herpes as well.

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Nov 1, 2009 11:09 AM - Intimacy - by Samxx

I told my boss that I would not be able to help him with a big charity event this weekend just so I could go get wasted.

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Nov 1, 2009 10:20 AM - Work - by Colt

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