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Today I returned about three books that i have read already. When the guy at the counter asked me why I was returning them, I told him that I don't know how to read. He just looked confused, but I still got my refund and got to read 3 books free!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:44 PM - Miscellaneous - by Stacy

I called sick into work today so that I could see my boss's wife. She is having an affair with me. When he unknowingly came home from work to get lunch, I told him that his wife was giving me medicine, thank God she is a nurse, he totally bought it!

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Nov 17, 2009 07:41 PM - Work - by aaron

My family and I were at church, when the donation basket came to us, I realized that I had no money for poker night, so I pretended to put money in and get change back. When my wife asked where the $45 in cash came from that she found in my pocket......I just said it was for poker night!

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Nov 15, 2009 01:26 AM - Money - by sox04

I am 17 and was drunk walking out of a party. The cops in the yard immediately shined their lights, asking me how old I was, I said 21. They then asked me where i lived, which was really 10 miles away, and i pointed to a house nearby. I then had to walk into a random persons house and hide for 1 hr

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Nov 12, 2009 09:21 PM - Miscellaneous - by yikes

I told this guy that he got me pregnant, and I told him I was surprised that he was too drunk to remember. He then started to cry, which is when I realized I should probably tell him none of it was true..

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Nov 7, 2009 11:30 PM - Intimacy - by Kay

I met a very wealthy man at a local bar about 6 months ago. I now tell him how much I love him and how much he means to me.He just bought me a diamond necklace worth a lot of money.Our entire relationship is a lie. I am just waiting for him to buy me a mercedes then I am out!

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Nov 7, 2009 08:28 PM - Money - by Janice

Got pulled over at 10am drunk.Cop asked why I was drunk so early. I said I just caught my wife in bed with another man that night. So him feeling sorry he hid my beer,parked my car, and told me to call for a ride. I guess he could relate in some way. What a nice guy.Funny thing is im not married.lol

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Nov 6, 2009 08:27 PM - Love - by nightrunner

My wife keeps asking me if I paid the bills because she keeps getting notices in the mail. I say they are messing up & that i'll call them tomorrow....i never call. As a matter of fact I haven't paid a bill (including our mortgage) in about 2 months, i got fired from my job & she doesnt know yet...

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Nov 5, 2009 10:17 PM - Work - by Mikey

I was checking out at a garden ridge when the cashier couldn't scan the 4ft. vase I was getting. She was obviously too lazy to go check and asked me how much it was, so I told her $19.99! no questions asked she put it in the computer and I left, it was supposed to be $170! I got a nice discount=)

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Nov 5, 2009 05:41 PM - Money - by neeko

I work at a valet in an upscale downtown nightclub. Last night I parked this guy's Porsche and loved it. After leaving he asked me for the keys and I made up this crazy story about how they fell down the sewer. He was MAD and decided to tow it home, but I had a very fun 2 hours before the tow came.

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Nov 5, 2009 10:57 AM - Money - by jasonM

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